The Best Sound in the World! From the Best Smelling Place in the World as I Squirt and Queef Like a Motherfucker! Haha

No bud, you stay there. You stay there. Oh god. Let's see. No, you stay there buddy.

Oh man. Okay, so, hello there. No, you stay there bud. You stay there.

It is the day after Boxing Day and I have got, I believe I've got norovirus.

So, lots of time in bed or on the loo or indeed ahead of the bucket.

No, but, and today I have spent so much time in the bathroom that I ended up so fucking